At Habeas Porpoise, we believe that every creature—scaled, shelled, or tentacled—deserves their day in court. Whether you're a dolphin facing defamation, a crab in a property dispute, or a whale wrongly accused of breaching the peace, our team of ocean-savvy litigators is ready to dive into your case.

Our attorneys specialize in:

• Marine Contract Law – From kelp farming agreements to coral reef zoning disputes.

• Intertidal Rights & Real Estate – Know your rights above and below the tide line.

• Cephalopod Civil Liberties – We defend the inalienable rights of inked individuals.

• Fish & Wildlife Compliance – Navigate regulations with precision and dignity.

• Personal Injury (PI) in PIers – Slippery surfaces are no excuse for negligence.

Led by our esteemed founding partner, Barrister Beluga, and supported by a pod of top-tier legal minds (including a hammerhead shark with a juris doctorate), our firm is built on deep knowledge, unwavering advocacy, and a strong current of justice.

***We Speak Fluent Cetacean—And Legalese.